Trending Nautical Unisex Long Sleeve Accordion Blankets

Introducing the perfect conversation starter for any room: the Floral Penis Rainbow blanket. With a bold and thought-provoking design, this blanket will leave a lasting impression on anyone who lays eyes on it. The intricate floral patterns intertwine beautifully with the rainbow-colored penises, creating a stunning display of artistry and humor. It's perfect for those who want to add a touch of whimsy to their home decor or for those who simply want to shock their guests. Made with the highest quality materials, this blanket is both soft and durable, ensuring a cozy and long-lasting experience. Whether you're snuggled up on the couch or using it as a statement piece for your bedspread, the Floral Penis Rainbow blanket is sure to become a favorite among your friends and family. Don't miss out on the chance to own this hilarious and eye-catching item!

Nobody loves glizzys this much without winning a few eating contests... What's to be said? Some people just really like shoving long meat tubes in their mouth...

Show of four love for the Halloween season and for breakfast time with the spoopiest breakfast cereals of all time! Look cute and festive as your celebrate Halloween and Breakfast time in this cute, breakfast, halloween parody, spoopy cereal pattern accordion style face mask!

Get extra cozy this winter with this long wool scarf llama! Perfect for winter, holidays, Christmas, and keeping warm through the season!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Looking for the perfect holiday accessory that also satisfies your sweet tooth? Look no further than our "Holiday Tree Cake Pattern" blanket! Whether you're a fan of the classic Little Debbie treat or any other holiday-themed treat, this adorable design will have you feeling festive and full all season long. With a charming pattern featuring rows of festive trees adorned with colorful cake slices, this blanket is perfect for snuggling up on the couch with a cup of cocoa or savoring a slice of your favorite holiday cake. And thanks to the premium quality materials, this blanket will keep you warm and cozy season after season. So what are you waiting for? Treat yourself to a slice of comfort and holiday cheer with our "Holiday Tree Cake Pattern" blanket today!

Feeling nostalgic for those creepy yet cute 90's toys? Well, look no further! I personally think they're adorable, just ... don't look into their eyes for too long.

Dinosaurs didn't die, they just became technologically advanced enough to go to space. The death by meteor was just a cover up story. Long live our space dino overloards!

Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

Eight of Pentacles? Why not Eight of Tentacles? This tarot-inspired design is perfect for fans of both octopi and the occult alike!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Introducing the latest sensation that's causing a stir in the world of home decor - our Floral Penis Pattern blanket! This unique and quirky pattern is designed to drive your mother absolutely crazy, while adding a touch of humor and fun to your living room. Featuring intricately detailed floral prints that are carefully intertwined with subtle genitalia imagery, this blanket is perfect for anyone looking to add a bit of edginess to their decor style. Not only is it a conversation starter, but it's also made of high-quality materials that guarantee durability, comfort, and long-lasting use. Whether you're snuggled up on the couch with your significant other or hosting a social gathering with friends and family, this Floral Penis Pattern blanket is sure to become the main attraction and teasing point in your home. Don't let your sense of humor go unnoticed - grab yours today and experience the laughter and smiles it brings with it!

Ah, to be a duck with multiple scarves. It would be the perfect life for those scarf hoarders out there, getting to use all of them at the same time just sounds perfectly cozy!

Save the oceans, protect the magical wildlife! Show off your love of mermaids, mystical sea creatures and the ocean with this, "Protect The Wildlife" mermaid design, inspired by retro park patch designs. Perfect for loving nature, mermaids, water, the sea and the ocean.

There's just not a single thought behind all them floofs. But honestly who cares as long as you're adorable as heck!

Neck Long, Patience Short, don't test me. This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy and impatient attitude with this goose holding a knife.

Oh, you know how it is after a long days work of planting the seeds of chaos. Ya see that field over there, that one's got the seed of destruction in it, and that one's got the seed of disaster. Oh, that one? That's just carrots. Don't pay them any mind.

Some people never left their emo phase. This also happens to apply to our emo cloud here. Rock this edgy emo cloud design and make your emo elders proud!

Show that you're never too old for princesses and that you're punk as hell! This cute and sassy parody design features an illustration of the Princess with rad facial piercings, ombre hair, and a sweet bear and thistle sleeve tattoo.

This long-haired beauty isn't staying in her tower, she's a punk rock princess and a rebel at heart. Rapunzel's got a brand new look, from her dye job to her colorful tattoos and piercings. She's definitely not a sweet Disney princess anymore.

This long-haired beauty isn't staying in her tower, she's a punk rock princess and a rebel at heart. Rapunzel's got a brand new look, from her dye job to her colorful tattoos and piercings. She's definitely not a sweet Disney princess anymore.

Poor Unfortunate Trash. In pain, in need. This one's longing to be garbage that one wants to get the filth, and do I help them? Yes indeed. Show your love for trash pandas and the sea witches with this Ursula parody design.

Show off your true alien self with this funny and weird, human suit, alien believer's, outer space inspired shirt! No go ahead and unzip your human face, you've had a long day of trying to fit in.

The best manateam out there, Valentine. <3 Show your love for the sea cow of your dreams with this cute manatee design!

Get a long little doggy this holiday season with this cute winner dog themed ugly Christmas Sweater. This design features illustrations of black and brown Dachshunds wearing Santa hats and the phrase "Dachshund Through The Snow.

Stretch into the great beyond with long cat! There is no limits with this fluffy feline. the universe is yours to conquer with Long Cat!

Mermaids don't cry, unless they are humans wishing they were a mermaid! Combine whimsy and art and decorate your nautical home with this funny, comic book, pop art inspired mermaid blanket!

This pretty mermaid blanket is bound to make you some nautical mermaid friends. With an illustration of two mermaids holding tridents surrounding a jolly roger, they're sure to keep the seas free of nasty pirates. This girl gang blanket is perfect for mermaids, mergangs, feminists, fans of feminism and fantasy creatures and monsters.

This pretty mermaid blanket is bound to make you some nautical mermaid friends. With an illustration of two mermaids holding tridents surrounding a jolly roger, they're sure to keep the seas free of nasty pirates. This girl gang blanket is perfect for mermaids, mergangs, feminists, fans of feminism and fantasy creatures and monsters.